As thin as a fashion sketch, Victoria Beckham, is a vision of carefully considered perfection on the cover of January’s issue of Elle, which hits the streets on December 11th.

With impeccable makeup, glowing bob, tawny skin, French manicured acrylic nails on her fingers and white teeth that twinkle like Disney stars, she told the magazine: 

“I’m not one to stand on a red carpet and give a big, huge grin.” 

She says she prefers to keep it cool and collected, although these days it’s hard to believe that she was once a loner who had no friends and kept to herself in school:

“They were literally picking things up out of the puddles and throwing them at me. And I just stood there, on my own. No one was with me. I didn’t have any friends. People would push me around, say they were going to beat me up after school, chase me. It was miserable, my whole schooling, miserable. I tried to be friends with people, but I didn’t fit in. So I kept myself to myself.”

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