I’ve long maintained that Dr. Phil is a moron and that Oprah screwed America by recommending him – one of her few mistakes. The guy regularly gives ridiculously bad advice and belittles people on national TV to boot. And true to the moron I’ve believed him to be, he’s defending Lynne Spears as a great mom.

Riiiiight. Great mom. A mom that relentlessly pushed oldest daughter Britney. Look at her now; what a great daughter she turned out to be. And does a great mom – having seen the total wreck one daughter has turned into – counsel the younger daughter not to follow in big sister’s footsteps? Obviously this “great” mom doesn’t, with the result being 16-year old pregnant daughter Jamie Lynn Spears.

One daughter that can’t stay out of trouble, steals lighters, smokes in front of her kids, drives them without seatbelts, runs over people, won’t go to court-ordered meetings relating to her children, and keeps flashing her hey-nonny-nonny. Another daughter pregnant at 16.

Yeah, Lynne Spears is a great mom, just like Dr. Phil is a fountain of wisdom. I can’t wait for Lynne Spears book on parenting to be published. Bwa ha ha ha aha ha.

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