Britney Spears‘ baby Sister Jamie Lynn is only 16 years old but possibly following her big sister’s lead. Casey Aldridge, her boyfriend of two years has apparently impregnated her. (And it’s possibly a planned pregnancy.) Jamie Lynn is overjoyed with the bun in her oven, but mom Lynne Spears - who the media long ago portrayed as relentlessly pushing Britney into stardom - had her plans for writing a parenting book put on hold. Lucky for the lad, the Spears like Casey Aldridge, the dad Jamie is furious about the pregnancy.

Of course, to encourage this kind of hillbilly behavior, OK! Weekly magazine is offering Jamie Lynn a cool million to get exclusive rights to her baby’s pictures when the time comes. Let’s hope that Jamie Lynn doesn’t smoke while pregnant like Lily Allen appears to be. (We don’t need more “role models” like Britney Spears.)

At least Aldridge waited until Jamie Lynn was legal. Right? The bun is supposedly 12 weeks along but possibly more. Anyone want to take bets on how long before she has a 2nd and 3rd child? By another man? Or boy, in this case.

Oh by the way, the National Enquirer reported back on July 28th about this pregnancy and were threatened with legal action about this “baseless rumor”. Maybe when the courts actually get their hands on Britney, they can force her to do a PSA (Public Service Announcement) of the value of using condoms.

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Twenty-two year old singer Lily Allen, who has a lovely voice and recently shed many pounds after struggling with her weight, just confirmed that she’s pregnant with Ed Simons’ child. (Simons is one of the Chemical Brothers - remember them?) But she’s pictured happily puffing on a cigarette while declaring that the baby’s health is important to her. I never knew that the Brits had hillbillies.

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