Since Britney Spears was a no-show at the last court hearing, and since she’s brushed off several other hearings to do with ex-husband Kevin Federline’s deposition of her, Spears is dangerously close to contempt of court and could be spending time in jail. I’m surprised that hasn’t happened already. I’m tired of reading all the crap she’s done and gotten away with: not using seatbelts for her kids, smoking in front of them, driving through red lights, hit and run, driving over the feet of at least one officer and one paparazzo, failing random drug tests, dating paparazzi, wearing pink wigs and being Britney, bitch. Maybe time in jail will save us from having to see her act as the Virgin Mary, but will it teach her anything? At least maybe while she’s in jail she can read mom Lynne Spears‘ book on parenting tips.

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